Showing posts with label Elves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elves. Show all posts

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Exterior Holiday Decorating Tips - From my house to yours!

Before
How do you go from drab to fab?  With Christmas just days away some of us have already decorated others are lagging behind and some have just done a purely awful job of it. Well have no fear because the Stepford Husband is here, if I can redo a bedroom for under $30,000.00 then I can do anything...but mind you I will do it for a lot less then $30k.

Supplies
These will be your supplies:
LED Lights, Christmas Balls, some beaded garland, real evergreen garlands, of course poinsettias, a evergreen wreath, ribbon, zip-ties, 15' electrical outlets...timers if you so desire.

Throw these all into a pot and let them stew and you will have a magnificent entry that will make all your neighbors jealous.

Now, we are using real Evergreen Garlands...why are we doing this?  they are 15' long which is excellent when you are trying to cover a larger area for very little money. I found them at Homo Depot...I mean Home Depot, for only $11 each. I got four of them, compare the price of the real garlands to the price of the pre-lit artificial garlands at 9' each and at $29.00 each you can already see the savings, especially since you can buy an 18' string of energy efficient LED lights for $4.99 each.

To light your garlands simply stretch them out and wrap them with your LED lights, to hang them, take two nails and put one on each side of the top of your wooden door frame on the top of the ledge where you can't see the marks.  Find the center of your garland, line it up with the center of your door frame, take a long zip-tie and a short zip-tie up your latter with you and the garland...zip-tie around the garland where it lines up appropriately with the nail, use the smaller zip-tie to make a loop...loop that over the nail...repeat with the opposite side.

Next take your beaded garland and wrap it around your evergreen garland.  Now, you are ready to add your Christmas Balls.

When it comes to your Christmas balls get them in various sizes and I recommend you get about 60 large ones and about 75 smaller ones...this will be enough to cover all four garlands and your wreath...remember to divide them fairly evenly between each garland.

Add the large ones first and disperse them evenly, next group the smaller ones with and around the larger ones, I find that groupings of three usually look quite nice.  Add them to your wreath as well.

Next, add your poinsettias...why are we adding these?  Your garlands are ornaments for handrails and doorways, but you need to ground them to the floor, the poinsettias do this and add a nice finishing touch!

Next, take your ribbon and wrap it around your door like you would wrap it around a present.

After this is all set and done you will have a breathtaking entry that is sure to brighten up your home, spirits...and guilt your neighbors into decorating as well!



Watch Your Drink,

The Stepford Husband

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The New Holiday Header is HERE!!!!


HO HO HO...The new holiday header for The Stepford Husband is here!

Watch Your Drink,

The Stepford Husband

Friday, December 2, 2011

Andrew Christian Premiers Monchichi the Christmas Elf

OMG, a friend of The Husbands and mine, just made it big...at least when it coancerns the male underwear world of Andrew Christian (http://andrewchristian.com/) The man famous for his excellent fitting underwear and trend setting clothing including his amazing kicks!

Now The Husband and I have shopped at their store in West Hollywood several times and you should all go and have your own gander at his selection, it's located at Robertson and Santa Monica Blvd.  I haven't been in a about three months because we have been in San Francisco, but I love their padded fronts (not that I need it) and their so amazingly comfortable...I might have to pick up a few pairs that are featured in this adorable holiday commercial!

Kick start your holiday Andrew Christian style with a lift in your nether regions, featuring Monchichi the Christmas Elf!!!!


Happy Christmas!

Watch Your Eggnog,

The Stepford Husband

Friday, November 18, 2011

Dinner Parties, dishes and Thanks Giving Fashion!

We are inviting a friend of ours over for dinner tomorrow.  Now normally this isn't an issue but for those of you that remember we just got back from five days in Washington D.C. and the house was a mess before we left and the magic cleaning elves must have forgot to clean the house before we got back so it is still a mess...I took on two clients at work and so work has been quite hectic.

Luckily, I devised the fabulous menu last week!   We have plenty of wine, and vodka...I'll be serving:
-Pastichio
-Greek Pasta Salad
-Desert

I am still on the fence for the desert...should I make my famous cheese cake or should I make Lemon Cake with Meringue Frosting...or both...I need your help on this people.

While in DC I came across this fabulous boutique called Coco Blanca and I picked up these amazeballs Chain-link Napkin Rings now for $20 for a set of two they were a bit much...but I believe you would agree with me that they are totally worth it!!!!  I got the last six they had in the store...but they should be getting a new shipment in soon and they are available on their website www.cocoblanco.com or click here: Stainless Steel Mesh Napkin Rings.  Their delicate yet have a masculine edge perfect for The Husband and my table!

If you are looking for way's to dress your table for Thanks Giving I suggest you check out Cocoblanco, but if you are thinking of ways to dress yourself follow these simple trends:
Coppers, Bronze, Antique Golds.....................CHECK!
Sky High Stilettos.....................................CHECK!
50's Inspired Cocktail dress..........................CHECK!
Fashionable Trench...................................CHECK!

Refer to this trend board if you need a visual aid:


Watch your Drink,

The Stepford Husband 

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Justin Timberlake at our Hotel for Marines Ball and Croatians in Costume!

Over the top Christmas at the Gaylord National
The Husband and I are in Washington DC until Wednesday and we are lucky enough to stay at the Gaylord National located on the Potomac River, it is a behemoth of a building with ballrooms and conference centers and something like 2000 "luxurious rooms"...their words, not mine.  I mean the rooms are nice, but we've seen better...

The Gaylord is in the process of decorating for Christmas...so far the little houses you see to your left are actually not so little.  They are full size houses that I am sure you can walk into and check out verious seasonal related things.  All of these are enclosed in a heated 12 story atrium. I believe these houses are representative of what the residences looked like in the early days of Washington DC...very similar to the Western Theme of the Gaylord Dallas...If you are lucky enough to score a room with an interior balcony you get to look out over this fabulous winter wonderland.  However, beware every 20 minutes or so a bright green spotlight flashes bringing to mind being abducted by martians versus a winter wonderland.

Last night after arriving alive yet beaten from the turbulence of our 5 hour United Airlines flight, the Marines were having a ball so there were tons of Military people in the Dress Uniforms and most of them were accompanied with their fat military wives, but, all in all they looked great and we saw a 3 star general, which for those of you who don't know, that means he probably carries a key to a nuke somewhere.  Another individual and also a famous one at that was Justin Timberlake.
The multi-talented star made good on his promise to attend the Marine Corps Ball with Corporal Kelsey De Santis in Richmond, VA
The next touch of randomness is a massive gathering of Croatians so in the midths of Military Uniforms, men in suits you have tons of individuals looking like this------------------>

At first, I thought they were elves for the Christmas theme, that would have been awesome!!!!!

If you would like to learn more about the JT appearance you can read the full article here: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/justin-timberlake-attends-marine-corps-ball-165931874.html

More to come!

Watch Your Drink,

The Stepford Husband