Mr. Bachmann GAY? I Need a moment to fix my Gaydar!

The Husband and I were watching Fox News last night, the Iowa Caucus was on and it was quite an interesting showdown between all of them, all five hours of it. It really reaffirms my opinion that we need to fix our education system...because those bitches can't count!

But the interesting part of it wasn't who won but who wasn't even in the race...namely Marcus Bachmann, AKA Mr. Michele Bachmann.  Now, he definitely has a portly cherub sort of look to him, and while Michele was talking about marriage between one man and one woman, I looked over at Mr. Michele Bachmann and my Gaydar Spiked!  You all know what I'm talking about...

I looked over at The Husband and I said, "He is so gay!"

The Husband responded, "Totally, and it looks like he has herpes on his lip...Michele was probably back stage yelling at him, I told you not to suck that dick now look at you, and I have to go up on stage in five minutes!"

Me being the Google master, I hoped on my I phone and I started typing Mr. Bachm...second suggested search term was Mr. Bachmann Gay!!! Ding Dong the gaydar just started playing "It's Raining Men!"

As I am looking through the search results, I see one article mentioning Cher...Yes, Ladies and Gents The Cher...was watching him one night and started a twitter chatter about how she thought he was so gay, soon sequined and feather bedazzled Cher fans the world over were organizing and spreading the news that The Cher just outed Mr. Michele Bachmann...let's face it, if The Cher doesn't have a highly tuned Gaydar, I don't know who would!

No investigatory mission would be complete without video evidence, so I found this video.  Now, I recommend closing your eyes and listening...just listening, I think you will find that you hear little tiny Prada, Gucci, Fendi, and Louis Vuitton purses falling on the floor with each lisping, high pitched gay squeak!

Watch Your Drink,

The Stepford Husband

P.S. Did anyone else notice Rick Perry's extremely cross-eyed daughter?

Pea Coat's and Public Urination

So the Husband has been wanting this Pea Coat we found in a Google search ages ago.  I am finally getting around to making it, and just in time for the cold...actually with how cold it usually is in San Francisco, he could have been able to use it in June!  But it is absolutely fabulous and I have sketched my own design for it, pictured left...it is made with a beautiful black plain-weave wool, that feels just divine!  I was able to find black leather Gucci Buttons to top it all off!  I'm so excited!

Before I could start working on this fabulous design I had to repair the stand for my men's dress form...we are lucky enough to have a hardware store right down the street, so I took the form with me and walked in with it, and looked at the very straight men and asked if they could help me make a stand...they were so excited, they all wanted one and one even asked where I got it.

Luckily, with a rag-tag hodgepodge of parts, a screwdriver, some sweat and an eventual burning palm. I felt very butch... and had a functional stand for my form.

I was working on draping the muslin on the form, getting the basic shape of the jacket.  Then, I happen to look out our sliding glass doors and I see an older man facing south his back towards me behind the fence of the beach...I'm like what's going on?!?

Then, between his legs I see a stream of liquid...it's like 4:30 in the afternoon, and this old man (probably drunk) is pissing in public!  I was absolutely shocked...only in San Francisco...well technically that isn't true, The husband did see a homeless woman pop-a-squat in the middle of the day in West Hollywood once...but this man wasn't homeless!

I know...It's fabulous!

THIS IS A BATHROOM USE IT!----------------------->

Watch Your Drink,

The Stepford Husband