Here are my top 20 picks not in any particular order. Vote at the bottom:
Always the ravishing femme fatale, in the 90’s we knew her
as Xena: Warrior Princess, and damn did she make kicking ass look good. Now we know her as Lucretia from Sparticus:
Vengence grrr.
Who doesn’t love this photo…it’s hard to find someone who
has seen all of One Million BC with Raquel Welsh, but you will be hard pressed
to find someone who hasn’t seen this photo…it’s a Hot Cave Chick with DD breasts
and she says like 10 words in the whole movie…for straight men isn’t that a wet
dream?
So I don’t know much about Brigitte Bardot, I will admit
this. However, she was one of Jen’s picks for Sexiest woman of all time and
judging by this photo I would agree…she has a great set of knockers, great
blonde hair, and effortlessly pulls off this wilting flower thing…another side
note, time was not kind to this woman!
Who can deny the validity of Marilyn Monroe
being on this list…Hollywood Royalty, Presidential Mistress…she has been dead
since 1962 and she is more famous than ever! In fact her former Brentwood, CA
home sold in September of 2010, for $3.85 million, $255,000 above asking. The former owners said they loved the house
and know that the new owner will love it too, but that Marilyn Fans can be a
bit of a nuisance…I think influence beyond the Grave speaks volumes, what say
you?
Hello…Sophia Loren! I will say she even looks
fairly good now, depending on the day, but she was definitely a vixen in her
day!
Penelope Cruz she is quite the fabulous Spanish beauty, her
movies are, for me, a little hit and miss but she is definitely a vixen!
Michelle Pfeiffer looked good back then, still looks great
right now, according to The Husband, “Before You, I would have banged her!”
Who doesn’t love Pamela Anderson…In my early years I
inherited a poster from my brothers and, yes, I had it on my wall…she is cute,
bubbly and trashy. I think that equals
sexy, especially for most straight men!
Now, if you were alive in the 80’s and 90’s you knew who
Cindy Crawford was…the supermodel vixen was in everything from Vogue to Pepsie
commercials…the best part, she still looks like this I think, thanks in part to
some Parisian melon or something.
Shannon Tweed…Playboy Centerfold, married to Gene Simmons…finally…She’s
funny, normal, an amazing mother of two, and still looks great!!!
Angelina Jolie, she’s hot, she’s smoldering, looks great in
a toga and with a gun…granted according to US Weekly she has been having a bit
of a weight problem, but I saw her on TMZ last night and I think she looks
great!
With Meryl Streep we have an amazing very versatile actress
who has aged both gracefully and quite beautifully…my hat off to her!
This Ladies and Gents is Daniela Pestova, she is a famous
fashion model, former Victoria’s Secret Angel,
and fricken gorgeous, she hails from the Czech Republic and still looks
fabulous!
Catherine Zeta Jones…she’s got Michael Douglass money and
her own…she’s strong yet sexy, knows how to sword fight and snake her way
through laser beams in a cat suit what more do you want?
I wouldn’t be The Stepford Husband without
including this Stepford Wife…Nicole Kidman, this singing siren can be sexy,
naughty, feisty and well pretty much anything, what more do you want?
Vanessa Williams…former Beauty Queen, Siren (Calypso in “The Odyssey” 1997) and screen vixen…I like
her!
One look at this beauty and it is easy to see why she is The
Donald’s wife…That and her wedding dress, a fabulous couture creation by one of
my favorites, John Galliano, costing $200,000, a 50 pound wedding cake complete
with 3,000 roses so trump yet so amazing!
One of the lovely comments from “Men’s Health” About
Jennifer Aniston was that “Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny.” Now
if I can think of one funny woman in history Lucille Ball has this in the bag…Since
October, 15th, 1951 America’s favorite Zanny Housewife has been
making us laugh.
Have I missed someone? If so, let me know in the comments!
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